I Am The Goose That Fabio Killed With His Face

Blog URL: http://funkhauser5.blogspot.com/

A humor blog about things that don't matter. You know, college things. Guest posts are abundant. But it's run by Hans, technically, a 19 year old degenerate. Posts are diverse and sometimes interesting. Enjoy.

Located: St Paul, Minnesota
Tags: humor, stevenfay, hopkins, hamline, college

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Satire + Learning on Nov 2, 2009Today is a post about satire.In my hearing, satire was discussed, because, that was essentially the defense I had throughout the process.The board members, the complainants, and others involved had a few differing opinions as to what satire was. I wa...



The Best Post Ever! on Jul 3, 2009 in Posts By SnailsI've become a little fed up with advertising lately, mostly because I live in an apartment on the corner of my building and have an extra window that has an absolutely stunning view of the Cruzan Rum billboard across the street. My other window over...



A Lunds Update on Jun 26, 2009 in , Samrivkin, Rancor, I work at Lunds every damn day. If I have a day off, then I take someone else's shift. And then I don't have a day off.Everyone at Lunds is great. I haven't posted in so long that I have a million stories.I yelled at some Russian woman yesterday who...



Look what I made! on Jun 1, 2009To keep our minds off the strange controversy that Hans has been going through, let's look at what I have been working on for the past few weeks (because I am vain)! I am trying to be an RA (Resident Assistant) at my university, but I am currently on...



Satire on May 28, 2009Here, as promised, is my last post to Hans blog. As ridiculously archaic as it may seem, while attempting to research what satire is I found myself in front of the Oxford English Dictionary. After disturbing the layers of dust that had settled on...



New Segment: Tommy's Black Moments on May 19, 2009 in , TommySiri: I've never stolen anything.Tommy: Shit, you've never stolen any bubble gum from Cub foods?